An old woman is riding an elevator in a lavish store when a beautiful woman gets in the elevator, smelling of perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!” Another beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and turns to her and says, “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”The old woman is about to get off the elevator but before she leaves, she looks both women in the eye, bends over and farts and says, “Broccoli – 49 cents a pound