New Lego Star Wars Anakin Skywalker Alarm Clock with Adjustable Arms and Legs ONLY $12.99
Now, you will come to the dark side.
Anakin Skywalker stood on the edge of the table, not sure what his next move ought to be. He had a specific task to complete, but he was being persuaded by a cloaked mumbling man with some kind of skin condition or something to abandon that task.
“*mumble mumble mumble* dark side,” he said to Anakin.
“What?”
“*mumble mumble mumble* dark side *mumble mumble*.”
“Dude, I can’t understand anything you’re saying right now.”
“*mumble mumble* dark side *mumble mumble*.”
“Look man, I’m not actually Anakin Skywalker; I’m the Lego Star Wars Anakin Skywalker Alarm Clock. I have someone to wake up in a few minutes and I cannot understand a word you are saying. How about you either go get a pen and paper or you just get the hell out of here?”
The cloaked man left and returned with a piece of paper, which Anakin read.
MUMBLE MUMBLE DARK SIDE MUMBLE!!!
“Oh, come on!”
Product Features:
Exact 1:6 scale replica of the original LEGO Minifigure
Fully adjustable moving legs and arms
Easy to set clock and alarm functions
On/Off Alarm Button
Crescendo alarm
Light and snooze by pressing the head
Requires 2 AAA Batteries (included)
Dimensions: 5.5″ L x 3″ D x 9″ H
What You Get:
Lego Star Wars Anakin Skywalker Alarm Clock 9003073
2 AAA Batteries
New Retail Packaging
2 Year LEGO Warranty
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